I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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