Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
wow bdsm is so cute
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