So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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