Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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