so explain again why im purple
no
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
