A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Randomize
