That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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