yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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