Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
so much tequila, so little girl.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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