I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
