so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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