He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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