I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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