The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
