I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
