I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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