Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Watching her eat just hurts me
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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