If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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