The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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