I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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