So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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