one two three fourrrrnication!
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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