it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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