I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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