i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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