After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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