It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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