i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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