okay pat passed out under dana's car
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Enjoy the penises
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
PANTIES FOUND
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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