i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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