you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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