I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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