So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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