Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
420 ftw
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
