Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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