windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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