Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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