i don't like sucking hair
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
