Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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