I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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