at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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