similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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