I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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