I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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