IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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