You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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