I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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