Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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