Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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