You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I am full of burrito and curiosity
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
