So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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