Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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