Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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