well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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